After thanking the people who voted in the Socialists into power in Spain the Al Queda went on to say they are backing Bush. In an absurd attempt to not overplay its victory in Spain the Al Queda today tried laying some child psychology onto the US by claiming that it backed Bush instead of Kerry. Because you know from time to time Kerry does come around to saying, that there are moments in the day where he could imagine, that the entity that is the Al Queda or a group that has a similar sort of name with goals that resemble them might very well be considered really bad houseguests….you know someone you wouldnt really want to invite to supper. And that means of course that Kerry would be the death of Al Queda because Al Queda cant imagine being invited to dinner at Kerry’s house…and would die from embarrassment.
Its not time to get overconfident but man oh man this election is really gonna be fun. Saturday Night Live couldnt do a character as pompous and devious as Kerry.
UPDATE:
Oh yea an they called off the attacks against Spain…muahaha…these guys are such a bunch of LOSERS. Kill them quicker please.
International News Article | Reuters.com
WE WANT BUSH TO WIN The statement said it supported President Bush in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader “more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom.”
“Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization.” “Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected.” The group said its cells were ready for another attack and time was running out for allies of the United States. “Whose turn is it next? Will it be Japan or America, or Italy, Britain or Oslo or Australia?” the statement said, adding Pakistan and Saudi Arabia were also targets. The group is named after Muhammed Atef, also known as Abu Hafs, a close bin Laden aide killed in the U.S.-led war in Afghanistan.
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